Irondequoit, NY – ThinkProgress broke the story that Chick-Fil-A has continued donating to anti-gay groups as late as 2017 and several planned expansions of the restaurant chain have been prohibited. We’ve heard that the San Antonio International Airport and the airport in Buffalo have canceled plans for expansion but we’ve not heard an update on the potential East Ridge Road and Portland Avenue area expansion.

“I am more fat than gay I guess,” said one Irondequoit Man. While he wants to remain anonymous he also wants everyone to know that he is “super gay” and “super gay for those chicken sandwiches.”