Local Man Finds Decent Parking at Lilac Fest, Decides to Live in Car to Keep Spot

ROCHESTER, NY –¬†Dale Frederickson from Chile decided to check out the Lilac Festival on opening day and found a parking spot only one block away from the entrance. Realizing¬†he would never find better parking, he decided to live in his car for the duration of the Festival.

“So this spot is pristine. I don’t have to switch sides of the streets every other day and I am not near a hydrant. Sure. I haven’t seen my family in a few days and work wants to know where I have been but THIS SPOT THOUGH!”

Mr. Frederickson has been living off of free samples, giant novelty smoothies, and giant bags of kettle corn. He smells.

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