Local Man Finds Decent Parking at Lilac Fest, Decides to Live in Car to Keep Spot

ROCHESTER, NY – Dale Frederickson from Chile decided to check out the Lilac Festival on opening day and found a parking spot only one block away from the entrance. Realizing he would never find better parking, he decided to live in his car for the duration of the Festival.

“So this spot is pristine. I don’t have to switch sides of the streets every other day and I am not near a hydrant. Sure. I haven’t seen my family in a few days and work wants to know where I have been but THIS SPOT THOUGH!”

Mr. Frederickson has been living off of free samples, giant novelty smoothies, and giant bags of kettle corn. He smells.

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