ROCHESTER, NY – The Strong Museum has announced a controversial update to its Wegmans Super Kids Market exhibit: children’s credit cards will now be randomly declined to add a dose of realism to the beloved play area. “We’re committed to creating authentic experiences for kids,” said a museum spokesperson. “What better way to teach financial responsibility than simulating the crushing embarrassment of insufficient funds?”

The exhibit’s new card readers will flash a bright red “DECLINED” message and a blaring siren that echoes through the museum. In a dramatic twist, kids role-playing as RPD officers stationed at the front of the store will swoop in, using excessive force to escort the young shopper out. “It’s all part of the fun,” said the spokesperson, “and a great way to prepare kids for real-world consequences, complete with unnecessary drama.”

Parents are divided on the change. “At first, I thought it was a bit much,” admitted one local mom. “But when my 4-year-old tried to buy three cartons of fake eggs, I realized this might actually teach her some restraint.”

Meanwhile, insiders say the museum’s next feature, “Lil Asset Protection,” will take things even further. Kids will be able to act as Wegmans security and monitor for shoplifters while armed with Nerf guns and—allegedly—a single real stun gun.