Webster, NY – Emily Carter, 34, found herself at the center of a small-town scandal after shocking her hosts at a Thanksgiving dinner by asking for dark meat. The incident, now dubbed “Dark Meat-Gate,” occurred at a Klem Road gathering, where Webster’s unspoken devotion to white meat traditions runs deep.

“She asked for a drumstick right in front of my kids,” said host Linda Temer. “We gave her breast meat to keep things civil, but the damage was done.”

The controversy quickly spread on Webster’s Facebook group, Where Life Is Worth Living, where outraged neighbors called her request “anti-tradition” and “unthinkable.” One local quipped, “I can’t wait for Daddy Trump to ban dark meat forever!”

Residents have already been seen adding yard signs next to their MAGA banners that read, “White Meat Is Right Meat.”