Buffalo, NY – In light of the winter storm warning forecasting up to 2 feet of snow in some parts of Western New York, the Buffalo Bills announced today on social media that their blowout 40-3 victory against the Pittsburgh Steelers would be delayed until 4:30pm on Monday.

“While securing our massive victory against Pittsburgh on Sunday would be ideal, the safety of our fans and of our welcomed guests from Pennsylvania is at the forefront of our minds,” Bills head coach Sean McDermott tweeted after Governor Hochul’s announcement. “We hope that you’ll consider staying an extra night to see this massacre in person.”

Although Pittsburgh’s Mike Tomlin refused to comment for our article, Inner Loop spies in Pittsburgh report that the Steelers head coach’s reticence is likely due less to the delay and more to their complete obliteration from the playoffs in the wildcard round.

“I agree that the safety of fans and players is of utmost importance,” NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell stated at a press conference, “and promise that the integrity of the NFL’s script will remain intact all the way through the Bills’ heartbreaking overtime loss in the AFC Championship Game.”