Santa Vows Never to Come Back to City After Being Forced to Land at Greater ROC International Airport

Rochester, NY – “This airport is a dump,” said Santa Claus after a reindeer malfunction forced him to land at the Greater Rochester International Airport.

Santa is known to take a break from his deliveries on Christmas Eve at airports all over the world and says “Rochester’s is by far the worst I have ever seen.”

He did say the Garbage Plates they serve inside now is a good touch but he’s worried he may need to use his sack of gifts as a barf bag if he finishes the entire plate before taking off again. “I may have to use a chimney as a makeshift toilet based on how greasy the meat sauce is.”

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