Rochester, NY – Beloved Rochester Red Wings concessions vendor Conehead has announced that he will continue accepting cash tips despite Innovative Field transitioning to a cashless system this season. To stay on his bosses’ good side and technically comply with the no-handling-cash policy, fans will now need to insert their tips directly into the tip of his iconic phallic head.

“I’m a man of tradition,” Conehead said, adjusting his head to make room for a crisp five-dollar bill. “Besides, nothing beats the feeling of cold, hard cash crumpled inside my head.”

He politely asked fans to avoid making direct eye contact while stuffing money into his head and to ignore the involuntary, passionate screams he might emit during the process.