IRONDEQUOIT, NY – The annual Irish drinking holiday is coming up soon but one enthusiast is getting a head start on the art of the binge this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

While many are preparing for the 17th with party & parade plans, one man is getting ahead of things by visiting his local pub where he is every single day since he was laid off by Kodak 24 years ago.

“Amateurs like to go out for the parade and get drunk at a packed Murphys Law with a bunch of douche bags but I’ve been around long enough to know the real Irish tradition is pounding pints of Guinness alone on Saturday morning a week before the festivities, “ said local bar patron Jeff Deljeff, currently on his 4th beer at 11am watching an EPL replay

So remember while you’re getting casually blackout on the 17th, several men women and neglected children celebrate every single day.

God bless America 🇺🇸