Ontario, NY – Local residents are calling it nothing short of divine intervention after a man driving along the Ontario section of Route 104 reportedly hit every green light during his morning commute. Witnesses say the event, which occurred around 8:00 AM on Tuesday, left onlookers stunned and questioning the very fabric of the universe. “I don’t know what kind of karmic points he cashed in, but that stretch of 104 doesn’t let anyone pass unscathed,” said one commuter stuck at a red light for the third cycle. “It’s like the traffic gods took one look at him and said, ‘Merry Christmas, buddy.’”

The man, described by his coworkers as “just a guy,” reportedly entered the green-light streak cautiously, expecting the usual heartbreak of a yellow light just as he approached the intersection. “I kept bracing for it,” he said in an exclusive interview. “Every time I thought, ‘This is it, this is where it ends,’ the light stayed green. By the time I passed the Tops plaza, I wasn’t even touching the brakes anymore. It was magical.” Eyewitness accounts confirm he was visibly shaking as he pulled into his workplace parking lot, clutching his coffee cup like a man who’d seen the face of Santa himself.