Billy Fuccillo’s Hearse Will Be a Pre-Owned, Low-Mileage Hyundai Elantra

Rochester, NY – It’s with a huuuugely heavy heart that we share the news that former Rochester auto dealership owner Billy Fuccillo has died in his Florida home at 64 years old.

While funeral proceedings are currently unknown, The Innerloop Blog has been told by sources that his hearse will be a gorgeous, pre-owned 2016 Hyndau Elantra that only “had one previous owner who did not smoke.”

Experts are also predicting an huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge funeral procession filled with his past customers and employees.

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