Ghost of Christmas Past Shows Danny Wegman Vision of Utopia Where Chase-Pitkin Still Exists

The CEO of Wegmans was visited by a strange spirit late in the night who showed him visions of a perfect world where Chase Pitkins was still in business.

There were no wars, no crimes, everyone lived in relative harmony as they joined hands to purchase basic tools and tomato seeds at a bargain bin price.

Danny was moved to tears as the spirit, who bore a striking resemblance to Bob Villa, showed him how much better off the world could have been if not for the home and garden centers demise.

There is no telling what the long standing impact of this vision will be, or if it will lead to Wegman realizing the error of his ways and how he has mistreated his friends, family, and Tiny Tim Hortons.

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