New York, NY – The heroic healthcare workers of the USNS Comfort have some competition. Rochester’s former Fast Ferry has now docked next to the naval ship treating coronavirus patients and is promising to take on another harmful ailment.
“We’re here to offer aid to any New Yorker with a sudden urge to enjoy everything Toronto has to offer,” says the ship’s Captain Tyler Gorbuck. He also added that they’re offering some very reasonable prices for a day trip to Canada.
As far as the travel restrictions between the countries, the company only responded, “try and catch us water pigs!”