Rochester, NY – A local man with “Lightphilia” is has written to us at The Inner Loop Blog admitting that “yesterday was a day you only dream about with my kink.”

His fetish is known as “Lightphilia” and is where you’re sexually attracted to lights. “Basically when you’ve got what I have rainbows are friggen Halle Berry. We’re used to getting off to strobe lights which are essentially our Anne Hathaway. Attractive, sure, but you could take it or leave it really,” said Thomas Ham.

Ham  says all of the social media posts from yesterday’s giant rainbow over Rochester really “did it for him” and says he looks forward to scrolling through your timelines to see more of that “sexy, dirty, refracted light.”