Rochester’s Newest Haunted House is Just a Wegmans WITHOUT Milk and Bread in Stock

Rochester, NY – “It was like a gosh darn nightmare,” said one patron of Rochester’s newest haunt, The Snowstorm Simulator.

Open only until Halloween, this attraction located in an abandoned Wegmans gives you the entire shopping experience Rochester loves, but without any bread or milk.

“We toyed with the idea of having no Rottesery Chickens in stock too but we figured anarchy might take over the building,” said the organizer Wanny Degmin.

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