Rochester’s Best Produce Comes from White Guys with Dreadlocks at Public Market, New Study Finds

Rochester, NY – Going to the public market can be a little intimidating. There are a lot of farms competing for your money and you want to make sure you’re getting the best deal.

Luckily a new study looked into who has the best fruits and vegetables at the farmer’s market and found that the White Guys with Dreadlocks have the best product for the price.

“There is something about a white guy engaging in cultural appropriation that makes their products much better,” said researcher Fred Tortuga. “We’ve experimented to see if this practice could be spread to other races but have had mixed results. The Mexican guy we gave a frisbee and bowl haircut did make some pretty decent tomatoes but that was about it.”

Researchers say that while the white guy’s zucchinis may be smaller than the other farms, they are still just as satisfying to eat, and they’ve also heard some shoppers don’t even like a huge zucchini.

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