PITTSFORD, NY – Pittsford Pub guests got the surprises of a lifetime after realizing blackout drunk man singing “free bird” to a waitress is golf legend and self haircut enthusiast John Daly and not just an East Rochester resident coming back from a trip to The Cheesecake Factory.
“It’s pretty cool to meet a celebrity, especially after thinking I was going to have to have him escorted out after he started funneling his own bottle of Fireball through a garden hose,” Pub owner Frampton St Hammershire said of the surprise encounter.
“John Daly? Wow that’s awesome I thought someone’s cousin who just got married at the Wendy’s on West Commercial street wandered in to bum a cigarette off of me” said fellow bar patron and bumble bee photographer Ellwyn Tubble.
You just brought a whole lot of attention to the Pittsford Pub for ER residents. Cheers to future shenanigans at the PP. We will John Daly the crap out of that place.