Pittsford Pub Owner Shocked Drunk Man Is Famous Golfer And Not Just East Rochester Resident

PITTSFORD, NY – Pittsford Pub guests got the surprises of a lifetime after realizing blackout drunk man singing “free bird” to a waitress is golf legend and self haircut enthusiast John Daly and not just an East Rochester resident coming back from a trip to The Cheesecake Factory.

“It’s pretty cool to meet a celebrity, especially after thinking I was going to have to have him escorted out after he started funneling his own bottle of Fireball through a garden hose,” Pub owner Frampton St Hammershire said of the surprise encounter.

“John Daly? Wow that’s awesome I thought someone’s cousin who just got married at the Wendy’s on West Commercial street wandered in to bum a cigarette off of me” said fellow bar patron and bumble bee photographer Ellwyn Tubble.

One thought on “Pittsford Pub Owner Shocked Drunk Man Is Famous Golfer And Not Just East Rochester Resident”

  1. You just brought a whole lot of attention to the Pittsford Pub for ER residents. Cheers to future shenanigans at the PP. We will John Daly the crap out of that place.

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