Ruby Tuesday Seizes Iron Skillet Throne of Trash Restaurant Chains

GREECE, NY – With the demise of Friendly’s imminent, a vacancy has opened for other suburban lower middle class restaurants to step in and ascend to snatch the role of top chain.

In comes Ruby Tuesday, which you definitely forgot existed because you only see it on road trips through the northeast or if you find yourself nearby a mall but don’t want to actually eat at the mall but you still want mall food.

Ruby Tuesday, which is not a denomination of TGIFridays or Red Robin I checked, is now your king of chain restaurants that only occupy towns that have 6 churches and 9 bowling alleys.

Winter is coming, and you have no idea what Ruby Tuesday’s are even known for serving.

(It’s burgers. They have mostly burgers and some salads.)

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