Darien Lake’s Gum Pillar officially named 8th Wonder of The World

Darien, NY – The pillar of gum that you walk past on the Predator Roller Coaster at Darien Lake Amusement Park has officially been named the 8th Wonder of the World.

“It shows the power of humans if they work as a team” says World Wonder Committee member Steve Akersmen. “We also found out its weight bearing. If it wasn’t for all the gum, this roller coaster would have crashed 20 years ago.”

“The decision was easy. The pillar is far less Jesusy than that frigen Christ the Redeemer Statue and also Darien Lake paid us a buttload of money.”

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