Announcer Warns Jazz Festival Crowd “Do Not Take The Brown Antacids”

ROCHESTER, NY – Last night at The Jazz Fest the festivities were interrupted for a strong warning for patrons not to take a bad batch of Brown Antacids that were making their way through the festival grounds.

This controversy has been likened to Woodstock’s Brown Acid problem except instead of people having bad trips, the aging crowd at the Jazz Fest wouldn’t have their heartburn fixed in time for work the next day.

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