Local Man Who Requested 4/20 Off and Bought Warped Tour Tickets is 37

“Oh shit, you know what day it is baby? 4/20!!!!!” Shouted Danville resident and E Gaming enthusiast Charles “Chizz” Lomar, who is a 37 year old man who frequently mentions how high he is on Facebook.

“I’m taking the day off, buying a dank eighth from my boy Skeeter, and wake and baking until the Warped Tour presale tickets go on sale, can’t wait to skank to Less than Jake!”

Lomar had a full schedule of activities for the “holiday”, ordering the Pizza Hut $10 box for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and masturbating himself into a coma around 7 pm.

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