ROCHESTER, NY — In a devastating blow to spring optimism, meteorologists confirmed Monday that the unseasonable snowfall blanketing the city is a direct result of you storing your winter clothes “like a cocky little moron.” The shocking revelation came after dozens of residents were spotted wearing shorts, hoodies, and general smugness just days before the snow relapse.

“We warned you this could happen,” said a local weather expert, gesturing toward a Doppler radar pulsing with pure spite. “You packed away your scarves, and now the atmosphere is retaliating.”

The suspect at the center of the meteorological meltdown, a 35-year-old man from Irondequoit, reportedly made the mistake of publicly declaring, “I think we’re done with snow” while vacuum-sealing his Buffalo Bills winter hats on Sunday. “I was just trying to Marie Kondo my closet,” the man said while scraping ice off his windshield with a  Wegmans Gift Card. “This definitely sparks zero joy.”