Local Man Decides Visiting Sick Relative Not Worth Strong Hospital Parking Fees

Rochester, NY – Penfield resident Mary Lou Traggern has been in Strong Memorial Hospital for the last few days while fighting what she calls the “worst garbage plate revenge I’ve ever had.” She has been begging her nurses to reach out to her brother Bob to come visit and bring her some things. She believes her phone is not working because Bob is not answering her texts or calls.

The truth is that Bob hates parking at the hospital. “I just don’t understand why we have to pay for the honor of possibly getting MRSA while visiting a relative.”

When we told Bob there are some free parking options he told us he’s “my sister could be bleeding out and I would still never leave my car parked somewhere in College Town.”

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