‘Is He Stealing or Tired of Buying Paper Bags?’ Man Barehanding Groceries Puzzles Wegmans Security

Rochester, NY – The Asset Protection team at a local Wegmans was left confused after a man barehanded a pile of groceries out of the store today.

“We really couldn’t tell if he was robbing us or if we’ve gone full ALDI with people bear-hugging their crap to their car,” said Security Member Seth Greendorg.

The Innerloop Blog managed to track down the man and ask him what his deal was and he said he had once again forgot to bring in his reusable bags which he says have made it “1000-times easier to shoplift with.”

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