Study: Rochesterians Waste 5 Years of Their Life Behind Slow-Walkers in Wegmans

Rochester, NY – A new study shows that people who walk slowly while shopping at Wegmans are doing more than robbing your sanity, they’re also stealing your time.

Researchers say the average Rochesterian will waste just about half a decade getting stuck behind slow walkers while grabbing groceries. Most of that time will be spent awkwardly trying to decide whether they have enough space to get around them.

The study also found locals are losing at least two years to elderly folks slow-typing their phone number in to get Shopper’s Club deals.

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