Flaming Zamboni Polling At 6% In Presidential Race

Brighton, NY – Wednesday evening, a Zamboni burst into flames on an ice rink in Brighton after a youth hockey practice. The unusual occurrence has taken the nation by storm, and the Zamboni has become so popular that it is now polling at 6% in the 2020 presidential race.

If the Zamboni can keep this kind of momentum up until the election, it could drastically alter the outcome, and possibly even win. Many voters have been waiting for a candidate to emerge who has never been accused of sexual assault.

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