Rochester, NY – A good corn maze is a staple of Fall but attendance has been way down for some years at local maize-mazes.

“These kids just want to stay inside on their FaceChats and TwitBooks” said local farmer Glen Fieldsmith. “It’s tough to get them out of the house.”

Well, this year one farm is clearly overcorrecting with their marketing towards the younger generation and it has local parents very upset.

“We asked our young farmhands what the most used phrase of their generation is and that’s what we came up with” Mr. Feildsmith told The InnerLoop. “We honestly thought ‘We Eat Ass’ was slang for something else like saying Hella or Fresh. We didn’t know these kids were actually running around eating booty!”