Rochester, NY – Water Street Music Hall is set for a comeback and the new owners are promising to bring the concert venue back to its old glory.
“We know there were problems with the liquor license before so we promise that we will not be serving underage patrons,” says one of the new owners. “I mean unless they’re really, really cool. Like Jon Hamm level cool! How could you not give a kid that is that cool a little booze!”
Other than underage drinking some other Water Street staples will return as well including awful parking and a long sketchy line. No word on whether the balcony will be open for people to smoke weed on again.