Rochester, NY – The InnerLoop Blog conducted a survey of outgoing text messages and found that the phrase “Going To Wegmans, Need Anything?” was the most sent message in 2018 pushing “Send Nudes” and “Ok” out of the top spot.
We were able to come to this finding based on your phone data that we now have complete access to. Don’t blame us for this invasion of privacy. Apparently based on the lack of internet privacy laws, as soon as a blog gets moderately popular, they just start sending all of the user data to you. Who’s they? We don’t even know. Reams and reams of your data just show up to our door every night.
I’m talking about everything. Anything you’ve ever Googled, your GPS locations, every accidental selfie you’ve ever taken where you look like a fat potato, you name it, we now have access to it. You look great by the way.
My fat husband? That is the screenshot you select for this piece? That is an offensive statement and with the snowflake society we are in, this surprised me to see….
So you’re triggered by no one being triggered? What a world!