Buffalo, NY – In a surprise move, officials overseeing construction of the new Bills stadium have announced a sought-after addition to the design.
“We have seen your requests and comments on the new stadium and we have heard you,” an official said, “that is why we are happy to announce that we will be adding massive snow machines to the new stadium”
The officials then presented a detailed drawing of the stadium that showed a proposed retractable roof being replaced with four giant snow machines.
“We know this is just what the Bills fan base in Buffalo and across New York wanted,” The official said, “ungodly amounts of snow is an important part of the Bills experience and we want to make sure we correctly reflect that in the stadium design.”