ROCHESTER, NY – According to a new study conducted at The Innerloop Blog headquarters, shoveling snow for as little as 10 minutes is a good enough excuse to eat like your on death row for the rest of the day.

Sure those smarty pants know-it-alls over at Harvard say you only burn 100 calories per 15 minutes, which is not even enough to negate a can of Coke, but here at The Inner Loop we say any amount of pushing that awful white shite around in your driveway has earned you at least one trash plate.

Hell, make it two trash plates, you’ll need the energy later to brush the snow off your Camry, or shoveling the driveway yet again since Mother Nature hates Rochester.