ROCHESTER, NY – Local conservative radio host Bob Lonsberry is making headlines once again, but this time not for his incendiary political opinions or controversial remarks. Instead, a shocking investigative report alleges that Lonsberry’s home is “littered” with crusty pairs of sacred Mormon undergarments, leaving both the community and the internet ablaze with speculation.

Images leaked to The Innerloop Blog by an anonymous source claiming to be the Lonsberry family’s maid paint a bizarre and unsettling picture. “Clearly he was very excited about President Trump’s inauguration, the house looks like a post-apocalyptic temple clearance sale,” the whistleblower reported. They went on to describe a chaotic scene where Fox News blared at full volume and piles of undergarments were stuck to the floor like barnacles on a ship. “I haven’t seen anything like this—and I’ve cleaned up the homes of some of Rochester’s most prolific swingers,” the source quipped, clearly shaken.

When reached for comment, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints appeared eager to distance itself from the controversy. A representative, speaking off the record, stated, “Temple garments are meant to be treated with respect and dignity. They’re simply not designed to withstand this… volume.” In the wake of the revelations, local conservative groups have rallied behind Lonsberry, launching a cryptocurrency campaign dubbed JosephSmithBucks to fund an industrial-grade washing machine and an ample supply of fabric softener for the embattled radio host.