Glen Edith To Unveil “Build Your Own Broken Table” Program In 2019

Rochester,NY-  In a move no one saw coming, Glen Edith has just announced a new “Build your own broken table” program. After many complaints of “wobbly” or “unstable” tables, they have just decide the people can no personalize their own broken table experience.

Glen Edith has gone on the record saying

” They understand the tables can be a slight nuisance and while they would love to put more resources into it, they are currently developing thirty different coffee brands with Joywave and they simply don’t have time for the peasants of Rochester and did they mention they love Joywave, please buy our Joywave coffee and Joywave donuts, study on the ground for all we care. Joywave.”

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