SPENCERPORT NY – In an effort to save a dog trapped in a well at the corner of Union and Ogden Center road the Spencerport Fire Department has spent hours contemplating just how much dynamite is needed in this situation. “It’s not something we take lightly and definitely not something we want to muck up”, said Fire Chief Jake Bromage. “You don’t get a poor innocent dog unstuck from a well by just blasting it out… you need to use the exact precise amount of dynamite in this situation”.

The Spencerport Fire Department has recently been under scrutiny after using a high powered firehose to get a cat out of a tree earlier this week leaving many neighbors concerned. Spencerport native Kelly O’Connel voiced her concern explaining, “if they don’t understand how to properly get a cat out of a tree using a firehose how do I trust that they’re going to use the right amount of dynamite to properly launch a dog safely out of a well?”

At press time the fire department was unable to talk more about the situation because they were trying to stop a runaway train by dropping a big anvil on it.