Rochester, NY – Donuts Delite took the world by storm with their Taylor Swift-themed donut this week and has sold so many that their printer has suffered a spectacular malfunction. What was once a harmonious symphony of sugary goodness dedicated to the pop sensation has now devolved into a nightmare with the machine now spewing out pastries inspired by various famous Taylors.

Swifties expecting to eat the face of their idol have been disappointed that the pastry shop is now overstocked with Taylor Lautner, James Taylor, and Tim The Tool Man Taylor doughnuts.

The shop’s owner has reassured patrons they’re working ‘Round the Clock’ to fix this situation and do not want any customers to have ‘Bad Blood’ with them. Adding that although the printer seems to be ‘Haunted’ by a diverse range of Taylors, they’re determined to bring it back to ‘Style’ with ‘Delicate’ repairs and know ‘All To Well’ the frustration that visitors are feeling. They know the Swift fans have a ‘Love Story’ with the singer and don’t like being told to ‘Shake It Off’ when it comes to their fandom but shouldn’t add a ‘Blank Space’ where Donuts Delight used to be because of this issue.