ROCHESTER, NY — In a strongly worded press release issued Monday, Wegmans reminded customers that its subs are not available “Danny’s Way.” The supermarket chain clarified that while shoppers are free to customize toppings, employees will not honor requests to have sandwiches cut with a credit card, served on a mirror, or wrapped into several smaller plastic baggies.

Company officials say confusion began when a customer ordered a sub “Danny’s Way” instead of a “Danny’s Favorite.” Matters escalated when the same customer asked staff to “chop it up real fine and fast” and paid with hundred-dollar bills rolled into a straw shape.

Wegmans confirmed they remain committed to innovation in the sub department, but emphasized that “Danny’s Way” will never appear on the menu boards. In the meantime, store managers ask customers to stop hanging out near the deli counter at midnight, asking if there’s a “back room special.”