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Donald Trump Undergoes Surgery To Be Woman To Grab His Own Pussy

In a turn of events that certainly seemed unlikely, President Elect Donald Trump has announced that she, formerly he, is now undergoing gender reassignment surgery.

“Sexuality is a joke, it’s the worst it’s been in years, it’s undereducated and underfunded” Trump hollered from his tower, “Russia is beating us in queers, China is beating us in queers, it’s a shame really”

Ms. Trump underwent the surgery surrounded by investors he designated her “loved ones”, and is now on track to solidify herself as the first female president of the United States.

When asked to comment, Hillary Clinton simply went wide eyed and began stammering.

On a similar note Vice President elect Mike Pence has been put on suicide watch after screaming and pulling all of his hair out.

After the surgery, president elect Trump promptly stood up, took of her pa to, and grabbed herself in the pussy.

“See! It’s not so bad” she shouted to her investors.