Rochester,NY- Glen Edith has been an innovator in the Rochester scene following behind the likes of “Joe bean” and creating more than just a quick pick me up and go coffee environment. They established them selves on park avenue and quickly made their way to Elton street. With both locations becoming successful, they set their sites on Boxcar, a hybrid of fried chicken and donuts with of course, Glen edith at the helm as their coffee brand. They are now taking the inevitable next step forward and introducing the game changing “Coffee, Donut, Chicken bowl”. We spoke with the owner of Glen Edith to understand how his decision on this item.
” You know when we first opened Glen Edith we had a strong vision of people with thick black framed glasses and flannel shirts taking pictures on their instagram account to be the main portion of our business. We didn’t expect it to be as successful as it is now, we understand that the hipster community in Rochester will literally eat or drink anything we sell as long as it has a very “simplistic logo” and we charge an extra ten dollars compared to other shops. Making this move to just violently shove coffee, donuts and chicken into bowl really seemed like a no brainer. We hope everyone enjoys this bowl for only $39 dollars at any of our locations.”
Following this news, we have heard that Joe bean will be introducing a shot of espresso with a ten minute monologue from the barista about what country they grew it in or some bullshit.
Rochester,NY- Today at exactly 12:35 pm, Josh Haines drove over to Glen Edith Coffee house and found a parking spot in the parking lot. We understand if you need to read this again, we know it’s very hard to believe. What was thought to be the unthinkable has actually happened. We have come to believe that this man has ties to the eternal hellfire being known as “Satan”. How else could he have found a parking spot in a parking lot that is known to the locals as “Why the hell does this place have only like six parking spots, they’re clearly a popular coffee shop and they need to expand and I f***ing hate park avenues bullshit side street parking rules”. We have some accounts for eyewitness on the scene.
“I was walking past Glen Edith and I could not believe it, this guy just randomly pulls into the parking lot and BAM, he f***ing parks?! Like are you serious? I come to this place all the time and not once can I found a spot and this asshole just randomly finds a spot! Finding a parking spot at Glen Edith is like going a day on Facebook without seeing Donald Trump! It’s impossible!”
Other eye witnesses have recounted a different story, Lauren Jones tells her story of this miracle man.
“I saw this guy in his car and right next to him in his passenger seat was Satan! I swear he was wearing a tight black hoodie and smoking an e-cig, I think I also saw him wearing some sort of fitted beanie. Satan really isn’t what I expected him to be, the only thing that gave him away was his giant horns, but besides that he kind of just looked like another douchebag hipster”
Was it Satan? Lord of the underworld, or just another dirty f***ing hipster! Who knows! Our next story
“Will Joe Bean ever be confident enough to leave that dirty f***ing warehouse they’re still in?”