Rochester Gang Members Agree To Sync Up Gun Shots With Fireworks To Keep Noise Pollution Down

Rochester, NY – “We don’t just care about our dawgs we care about all dogs” says local gang member T-Bone.

According to Mr. Bone, this was the major reason that all local gangs and Rochester have agreed to sync up their gunshots to the fireworks displays held the 4th of July.

“I’ve got pups at home too and they don’t deserve to be more scared than they have to be,” says another local gang member who told us he wanted to “keep his name a secret” and to “give me your wallet and phone.”

Rochester emergency rooms are preparing for this evening and have divided one team dedicated to gun shot wounds and another for “DUFIs” aka drunk uncle firework injuries.

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