Rochester, NY – Monroe County residents were stunned this morning after reports emerged that New York State police executed a search warrant on Supervisor Adam Bello’s house, which yielded some unsettling findings.

“He had 123 D.A.R.E. shirts hidden underneath the floor boards of his kitchen,” State Trooper Tim Hunt told an Inner Loop reporter. “Each shirt goes for two, maybe three dollars on the street, so we got ourselves a $50,000 bust on our hands.”

Bello is cold get three to five years in state prison for possession with intent to distribute misleading propaganda.

When asked why the shirts were confiscated, Hunt said “We don’t need our county supervisor lying to kids about drugs. That’s our job.”