One does not simply go to Wegmans once a day. Here are 10 reasons why you should go back a third time.
- You just spent over $100 on groceries but you forgot to grab something for dinner.
- You need a 12 pack of Ruby Red Kolsch to help you forget your obsession with Wegmans.
- You love waiting in line behind an old person who pays in coins.
- You enjoy risking your life in the Wegmans parking lot.
- You like getting exercise running through the store while your arms are full of groceries.
- You enjoy forgetting your reusable bag in the car.
- You live for the thrill of almost running into people with a shopping cart.
- You want to see if they finally made slices of your favorite pizza.
- You like to zig zag through aisles to avoid people you recognize.
- You are a masochist who gets off on going to Wegmans.