Palmyra, NY – Nick Walter has been a lifelong Labatt Blue drinker like many Upstate New Yorkers, but after seeing the news of the riot at the nation’s Capitol, he’s decided to switch to Blue Light to get ready.

“Honestly, I have been flying this Confederate Flag just to piss off the neighbors but it’s looking like I am going to actually have to defend it. Didn’t expect this day to come but I am ready to die as long as I can own a few libs on the way out.”

Mr. Walter did confirm that other than switching to the light beer that he will be making no other lifestyle changes.