Josh Allen Named SeaWorld’s Employee of the Month After His Abuse of the Dolphins

Buffalo, NY – Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen may not win this year’s NFL MVP award but he just earned himself an accolade that no other football player has received before.

After a stressful night of dealing with animal abuse protesters, Sea World Manager Tiffany Streusel mixed up her employee records with some NFL stats she had printed out for her fantasy football team and named Josh Allen their employee of the month for January.

“I would have fixed the error but then I watched the game. Even our most experienced trainers could not destroy a Dolphin’s will to live like Josh did. When he retires from football, he’ll have a job waiting for him here if our company still exists.”

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