Butter Boy Tests Positive for COVID-19

Wegmans mascot Butter Boy became the latest public figure to contract the coronavirus.

Our sources say that Butter Boy May have been present at the senate confirmation hearing that has been linked to an outburst of Covid within the White House.

We are not sure what the connection is between The President and Mr.Boy at this time.

When asked if he would quarantine and wear a mask in the future Butter Boy was quoted as saying

“Of course. What kind of idiot would refuse to quarantine or wear a mask after being diagnosed with Covid-19?”

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