Rochester, NY – Last week, news broke that Mayor Lovely Warren had been indicted in felony campaign finance fraud. The city of Rochester was shook to its core, for the most part. However, those who do not know what the word “indicted” means were unsure what to think, or how to feel.
“I mean, I guess it could be a good thing,” Rochester resident Kurt Halford told an Inner Loop reporter. “But it could also be a bad thing. Lovely Warren seems like a bad seed, and if being indicted is a bad thing, that’s good for the city. And vice versa. So my feelings depend on whether or not being indicted is a good thing or bad thing. All I know is Lovely Warren sucks, go Bills!”