Local Fireworks Bandit Says Shooting Them Off On The Holiday Doesn’t ‘Feel The Same’

Rochester, NY – Our city has been tormented by weeknight firework bandits for the better part of last month and now that the Fourth of July is here, the folks  that have been chucking them out their car window in neighborhoods and driving away are having mixed feelings.

The InnerLoop caught up with one of these local douchebags and they told us that while they had the stockpile for a “litty display” they will probably be saving them “for a time when people aren’t paying attention.”

They say that without some “uptight town Facebook group going nuts in the comments” it’s just not worth it. They plan to fire their loudest pyrotechnics near a local orphanage later this week to make up for lost time.

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