Rochester, NY – If you lived in Rochester from 1990-2014, you probably remember the “Ten Ugly Men” Festival, which was abruptly cancelled in 2015. This left many Rochesterians disappointed, but the good news is that the festival will return with a hot new twist.

Most readers likely recall the hit video from 2007, “Two Girls, One Cup.” The film took the world by storm, and shaped who we are today as a society. Next year, you can see a live reenactment of Marco Antônio Fiorito’s masterpiece, except with ten dudes.

“It should be a lot of fun,” said Jerry Deller, one of the ugly men. “It will be just like the original festival, but with way more vomit and poop. We really want to reach out to millennials, and help them relive the experience that ruined their teen years.”

At press time, the Ten Ugly Men are rehearsing at Geva Theatre. You can catch them, and their disgusting shenanigans on July 30th and 31st of next year at Genesee Valley Park.