Ontario Beach Seagulls Forced To Produce Their Own Garbage To Eat

Charlotte, NY – With the beaches clear of people, local seagulls have been forced to fend for themselves for sustenance. No longer able to survive off of picnic scraps, dropped Ice Cream cones, and used tampons that have washed ashore, these local birds have been forced to evolve quickly with the times.

Residents living near the water swear they’ve seen the seagulls throwing BBQs, cooking burgers, and dropping them right on the ground to eat.  “I saw one of them using a used syringe to break open the lock on a closed down business only to carry out the garbage they left in their bins before they closed due to the coronavirus.”

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