Study: East Rochester Residents Are Immune to Coronavirus Due to Horrible Living Standards for Decades

Rochester, NY – With paranoia growing of the ever-looming coronavirus spreading across the globe. Many countries and cities are taking extreme measures to protect themselves from this new and deadly virus.

Luckily for the residents of East Rochester, scientists have just discovered that they are actually immune to this deadly virus just due to years of poor overall hygiene and cleanliness.

3 thoughts on “Study: East Rochester Residents Are Immune to Coronavirus Due to Horrible Living Standards for Decades”

  1. Let me tell you about ER, there is a reason they call it “Home of Champions”. The community of ER is unlike any other. People are kind, they look out for one another and support each other.

    As a proud graduate of ER most of my friends have no-less than a masters degree. One of the most winningest NCAA D1 basketball coaches is from ER and still lives there. The founders of the baseball bunt are from ER. State senators, esteemed business people, professional athletes, teachers, doctors and lawyers all have come from ER.

  2. Michael Colon is an idiot….stupid click bait, and propaganda at that…..

    Michael, you should be ashamed of yourself!!!

  3. Looks like Corona still hasn’t hit ER, could be because we still aren’t allowed in Pittsford…

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