Western NY Productivity Decreases 110% With Bills Fans Not Used To Primetime Game

Rochester, NY – Local economists say Western NY business fell record levels after Buffalo Bills fans stayed up later than usual watching their team win in primetime.

“I am not used to seeing Josh Allen in the dark of night. I felt like his girlfriend. It was hot” said one Bills Mafia member.

“It was cool that a national audience got to see the wagon circlers but jesus, it’s a little late to be listening to Cris Collinsworth and his bullshit” said another fan.

Local brunch places are bracing for next Sunday when fans hungover from a rare Saturday Bills game will surely be looking to score some hot and greasy.

One thought on “Western NY Productivity Decreases 110% With Bills Fans Not Used To Primetime Game”

  1. I was so exhausted I didn’t know if I was hearing Chris Collinsworth or Buger McFarland state the obvious, whoever scores the most points will have a better chance to win. Here’s a guy. Go bills

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