Local Attorney Offering “Free Wills” for Anyone Going into Wegmans the Night Before Thanksgiving

Henrietta, NY – A local attorney is cashing in on Rochester natives with a death wish who are choosing to do last-minute Thanksgiving shopping at Wegmans.

As we all know, Wegmans that day before any holiday is a hellish landscape on par with Water World or Mad Max. If you are able to walk out of there with your life, and the last can of corn, you should count your blessings.

“I just figured it would be best for people to have their affairs in order before heading into the modern-day coliseum known as Weggies,” said Roger England Attorney at Law.  He is currently charging $300 for a will or $50 if you can grab him all the things he has on his grocery list.

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